I believe in the age old mantra that:
"women mature quicker than men"
DON'T SHOOT!!!
This is relevant because the other evening my friends and I went out to dinner ~ our usually female-only get together was infiltrated by a male presence. We went to a delightful Nepalese restaurant and had something dubbed the "Gurkah's surprise" because its ingredients where inconceivable and yet it was full delicious goodness surpassed only by the yogurt that accompanied it. All round it was a fine evening.
Usually I don't analyse the conversations I have with my friends but I considered our topics in this "boys" presence:
politics, SEX, rowing, SEX, Queensland floods, SEX, cars/ driving, SEX, work, SEX, books, SEX, pizza, SEX, boys, SEX, girls, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX,
we digress...
the naked chef, mini skirts, SEX, monogamy, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX.
The accompanying male noted something about
"girls are supposed to be more mature than boys"
no one refuted his claim
and yet it did not help our cause that upon leaving, to supply ourselves with ice cream, we passed a sex / pleasure store and discussed the various items in the window; including a 24c gold vibrator ......
who knew right?
So I pose 4 questions:
1) does being dirty bind you to the term "immature"?
2) does anything except hard core pornography surpass the scenes from the first season of "True blood"?
(and yes... the vamp and gal in this photo are doing EXACTLY what you think they are doing and it sure as hell aint playing cards)
3) am I the ONLY person who is not effected by the earths change of axis and its impact on the zodiac signs?
4) how can unlimited broadband have limits?
stay tune for the next time I pose the important questions
and leave you hanging for answers that may or may not ever come....
peace out
bridie
xoxoxoxox
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